phantoml0rde:

I can’t take anyone liking me seriously I think I’ve made 100 jokes about it already

(Reblogged from phantoml0rde)

lemonschwayschway:

I look damn fine for two thirty am on a Monday.

Tell me I’m pretty.

Selfie Game Strong

(Reblogged from lemonschwayschway)
(Reblogged from theonion)

allons-ikou:

What is done with the very little free time that I have lately.

(Reblogged from allons-ikou)

Poetry for April 2 (40+ minutes late)

One time I had an assignment on punctuality.
I turned it in a week late.
I never quite understand how to get the time lines on a clock to align just right. 
If only I could turn sand backwards like I’m a Persian Prince.
I get distracted, turned around like I’m in Bel Air with a life spun around.
Twisted and knotted.
Til I give up, I forget, I lose.
It’s okay. But I just have to remember, try, and not even win, but be satisfied with my effort.

On Pranks

When we are little out brains decide which sounds we need in order to communicate with our surroundings… I question if this is true with jokes. With humor. With knock knocks and who’s there, differences between objects or how many it takes to operate a light bulb.

What if someone never learned how to turn it off?

Perhaps a child raised in a loving environment.
A child who when fell into a creek at age six after a fresh bath who got stuck, crying for life was responded by with laughter.

In the eyes of youth and the small they can only look up. Perhaps a child may have done just that. Shutting off the serious pipes, skipping like Mario on the ceiling of world 1-2…

And that child grew up like touching a mushroom with laughter and cheer.

So when real tragedies strike this child doesn’t know what to do.
When life is lost and blood is spilt this child jokes and tries to laugh.

Perhaps a revive potion and Phoenix down is inappropriate to bring to a funeral.

Does tragedy strike in a life of only comedy?

When this child, now classified as an adult attempts to be serious he stops half way. To commit to something without cheer is too grim to bear.

Maybe that’s why this adult doesn’t push for activism. Maybe that’s why he still watches cartoons. Maybe that’s why he still wants to work in Rick Astley to this piece. He understands the valuable tool of comedy for a social critique.

He just likely doesn’t know how to move past this.
To say though, that this is all that bad is absurd. Much worse, real horros occur.

But this boy wearing a man suit doesn’t know where to go or how to try.

It’s a shame. He wishes he could be serious. But they say they can’t tell if he jokes or riddles or kids.

Sometimes he wishes to be honest and open with dire consequences of his speech.

If only he could fathom his words still have consequence, he just can’t compute anything other than a chuckle.

When he tries to break free it’s off putting. But the best thing he has learned to try and win this battle of jokes like stand up… is…

diorpaint:

Lil B - Real Based *NOT MUSIC VIDEO* LEAK! IF YOUR BASED MUST LISTEN!

VERY SERIOUS SONG MUST LISTEN!!

(Reblogged from diorpaint)
(Reblogged from portmanteautruck)

kyocheheme:

The two of us being KAUUUTE :3

(Reblogged from machiavellianswag)

allons-ikou:

WHY DOES BLOWING YOUR NOSE JUST MAKE IT MORE STUFFED IM SO ANGRY

The life of kids with shitty sinuses.

(Reblogged from allons-ikou)